Jewish Hippie with a beard: It's Tu B'Shvat!
“But wait!” Cry the goyim.
“Yes?” Respond the Jews, twirling our payis and stroking our beards.
“What is Tubishwat?”
Simply put, Tu B’Shvat (which literally means Fifteenth of Shvat, Shvat being a month on the Hebrew calendar) is the birthday of the trees. It’s kind of…